aseaofquotes:

Robert Akeret, Tales from a Traveling Couch

Submitted by emmacarson.

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How is that.comfortable, cat? (Taken with instagram)

communismthrills:

Quoth the Raven

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Peanut sleeps funny at night. (Taken with instagram)

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homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

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chekhov:

Every musical should have one minor character who is aware that everyone is singing and dancing and extremely confused and terrified

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1 in 10 household items are gay. 

(Source: shavingryansprivates, via the2000sblog)

probablystilladoreyou:

What happens when Harry Potter and Mean Girls collide.

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